Fanfiction
Fan-written stories about fictional characters. Hopefully you'll find something here to entertain.
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One-shots
Thoroughly Convincified
("Stephen"/Jon, Jon/surprise; G)
Response to a challenge: Jon Stewart and/or any politician make out in a car or other vehicle.
Five Times Stephen Misunderstood Jon, And How Jon Corrected Him (Or Didn't)
("Stephen"/Jon; PG)
Stephen latches onto misunderstandings and runs with them. It's usually left to Jon to set him straight.
Hello, Nurse
("Stephen"/Jon; PG)
After sustaining grave injuries during an epic battle, Stephen insists that Jon nurse him back to health.
The Parts Of Management They Don't Tell You About
(Tad/Bobby, with a side of "Stephen"/Tad; PG)
Being a manager on TCR has a world of challenges that you won't find on any other job. Fortunately, Tad and Bobby have each other to lean on.
Hedgehog's Dilemma
(gen; G)
Jon has a hedgehog. Stephen doesn't trust it. This one is a bit bittersweet.
Series
The Robert Report
(gen; through PG)
Six chapters plus epilog, illustrations
In which the Report staff faces down a ghost, and we learn why Bobby doesn't quit his job despite Stephen's refusal to learn any valuable lessons.



Drawing The Line
("Stephen"/repression, Tek Jansen/Birdgirl, Ace/Gary?; TV-14)
Twelve chapters, comics, trailer, video
When Stephen sues Jon for sexual harassment, he hires Reducto to be his lawyer; Jon, in turn, goes to the law firm of Phil Ken Sebben and gets Harvey Birdman. Before this is over, Tek Jansen, the Ambiguously Gay Duo, and every other animated character Stephen and Jon have ever voiced will join in.



A Colbert Carol
(gen; through PG)
Stanza I: Stewart's Ghost | Stanza II: The First of the Three Spirits
Stanza III: The Second of the Three Spirits | Stanza IV: The Last of the Spirits
Stanza V: The End Of It | Annotations
Years after Jon's death, Stephen is still celebrating Christmas with extravagant and overblown decorations, but he doesn't truly understand the spirit of the season until a succession of ghosts arrives to show him.


